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The Gossip Column: April 1, 2022

Talkathons, TV shows and switching breeds

 

That marathon talkathon that is raising money for a charity is now down to three ladies whose reputation as talkers is well known. The three ear benders are BARBARA MILLER, KATHY FERRIS and REBECCA CROSS. As the eldest of the three, and with more to say, it’s thought that BARBARA will prevail. But it’s hard to know who will win … they are still talking! ...

As FACEBOOK tightens its allowable comments, it has contacted PEGGY BEISEL-MCILWAINE to notify her on what her “friends" haven’t told her: No one cares where she is flying to judge, what class of service she is getting on the plane, what clubs have hired her and how wonderful her entry was. We are told the email was titled BORING. ...

Coming out of a long, dreary winter, “The Girls” – MERRY JEAN MILLNER, TERRY MILLER, JOAN SCOTT and REGINA KEITER – are planning a long weekend at Canyon Ranch spa for some relaxation, massages and gossip. ...

MARCELO VERAS is dieting in anticipation of the premiere of his new television series (remember that television adds ten pounds to your image) that he will be hosting on BRAVO tentatively titled DIVORCE GAY STYLE. The show will be an interview series in which straight and gay married people talk about their own divorces. One well-known guest is JIMMY MOSES, who after several relationships has finally “come out” and admitted what many had long suspected: his undying love for LENNY BROWN. ...

JULIE & KATHY JONES, better known as the BASENJI SISTERS, have had a change of heart. No more Basenjis. They have set their sights on another African breed: the Rhodesian Ridgeback. Faced with inquiries as to why, they said in unison, as they are likely to do, we wanted a dog that barks! ...

Tired of all that awful dog-show food at outdoor shows, Otterhound king JACK MCILWAINE is loading his kitchen truck conversion and will start catering dog shows at the greater Ohio shows. He will be conferring with MICHAEL FAULKNER on the menu. ...

With his interest in downhill racing, BRUCE SCHWARTZ has decided to leave the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles and move to the Swiss Alps, where he has invested in a ski resort. It will follow strict dietary laws and be closed on the High Holy Days. ...

As the summer sun is about to be upon us, ELAINE LESSIG has opened a new millinery store, designing hats in the style of her muse and mentor IRIS DE LA TORRE BUENO. In other fashion news, we hear that ST. JOHN is now including “rearview” mirrors with the sale of their suits. Should be telling at best. ...

We hear that the DOG MUSEUM is going to have a special display of women’s judging apparel. Among the judges contacted were KIMBERLY MEREDITH – something about draperies. While you are digesting all this news, please have a HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY.  

 

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